Players of PolarPalin must help a polar bear to navigate its way across Alaska to blow up oil wells, all the while avoiding Palin, the governor of the state, in her campaign tank.
It occurs to me McCain/Palin opponents would be well-advised to use lighter touches like this rather than the current humorless, shrill, and flat-out lunatic alarmism. (Though explicitly tying "environmentalism" to the bombing of energy systems doesn't strike me as a way to win hearts and minds of voters whose heating bills are rising during the election season. The more I think about it, the stupider it gets.)
Regardless my money's on Mrs. Palin but I guess it all depends on the game's coding.